Sunday, January 3, 2010

Kindle It On Your Nook...or Whatever.

I fear that most contemporary people are answering questions not because they're flattered by the attention; they're answering questions because they feel as though they deserve to be asked. About everything. Their opinions are special, so they are entitled to a public forum. Their voice is supposed to be heard, lest their life become empty.
This, in one paragraph (minus technology), explains the rise of New Media (Klosterman, 19).



I have a a fan site for a heart-felt show called Friday Night Lights, I have a Facebook account, I have two Twitter accounts, I have an iPhone, I have this personal blog and I have a MySpace account that I just remembered exists. You could say I dabble in New Media. Or, you could just say I'm a regular 24-year-old. Klosterman, in his latest book Eating the Dinosaur, devotes a lot of time to discussing his profession as a writer and interviewer. As a result of this he profoundly decides that us contemporaries are answering questions for the wrong reasons. I submit that while I do enjoy hearing my own voice from time to time, that this notion of answering questions because we're "supposed to be heard" is an unavoidable social construct if you a) live in America or b) use the internet daily. I hardly think that my life will become null and void without updating my status or deleting my blogs, but it would most definitely become much more boring. I think what Klosterman fails to admit in Eating the Dinosaur is that contemporary people are used to multi-tasking and sharing information at a rapid pace, even if the information is as moronic as "just ate McDonalds, my stomach wishes I hadn't". It's not so much that we think our voices deserve to be heard, as it is that we like attention and networking. Maybe I'm just spitballing here, or speaking for myself, but if any of what I just jabbered about interests you READ EATING THE DINOSAUR IMMEDIATELY. Klosterman is a thought-provoking media guru who somehow manages to reference ABBA, Ted Kaczynski & Friday Night Lights all in 229 rad pages of goodness.

Note to readers: this post is supposed to be filled with book recommendations, but the English major in me just exploded after I typed that astute comment from Mr. Klosterman at the top of the page. From here on out I'll behave.

Things You Should Read:

1. Chuck Klosterman's Eating the Dinosaur.
See above, but I should also acknowledge that his other essay topics include, but are not limited to: football, advertising, manufactured laughter, Nirvana (the band), and what it means to interview.

2. Kathryn Sockett's The Help.
I majored in English and Africana/Diaspora Studies, so I may be a little biased when it comes to this absurdly good Civil Rights Movement era novel that takes place in Jackson Mississippi, but I'm fairly certain it's excellent all around. This novel is about three brave women who ban together to tell the story of "the help" that raised a generation of southern children in America. This novel reads like the love child of Toni Morrison and Jodi Picoult. Divine.

3. Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson Series.
Imagine if the protagonists and the antagonists of Harry Potter were Greek Gods & their half human children. Well, Percy Jackson just found out he is Poseidon's son and that he's gotta learn to kick some ass. Nuff said.

4. Tim Winton's Breath.
This is a beautiful and haunting tale of two boys coming of age in Western Australia, and learning to surf from an old dare devil named Sando that has battled more waves than is sane. A taster:
I leant across the wall of upstanding water and the board came with me as though it was part of my body and mind. The blur of spray. The billion shards of light. I remember the solitary watching figure on the beach and the flash of Loonie's smile as I flew by; I was intoxicated. And though I've lived to be an old man with my own share of happiness for all the mess I made, I still judge every joyous moment, every victory and revelation against those few seconds of living (Winton, 35).
You should've bought this book yesterday.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

The 00's Were Tolerable Because...

In the 2000s I managed to graduate from high school, college and graduate school. I got my driver's license, my first car, and got sick from drinking for the first time. When the millennium hit I was watching Carson Daly host some absurd MTV New Years Eve special, with cans of sterno by my side and silver bands bedazzling my braces. I was 15, and obviously incredibly cool. This is one long list of the people, places and things that got me through the 2000s. Cheers to a new decade!

Almost Famous
Friday Night Lights (TV Show)
Alias
The Wire
Gilmore Girls
Harry Potter (books and films)
Tina Fey
Justin Timberlake
Taylor Swift
Twilight Saga (books and films)
Chuck Klosterman
Bill Simmons aka ESPN's Sports Guy
Pixar
Facebook
Twitter
Gmail/Gchat
New England Patriots
Conan O'Brien
Boston Celtics
American Idol
Boston Red Sox
LOST
Will Smith
Beyonce
Oprah
Jay-Z
Robert Downey Jr.
Jon Stewart
Ellen Degeneres
Glee
House
JJ Abrams
iPods
YouTube
iPhones
Arrested Development
iTunes
The Dark Knight
Matt Damon
Six Feet Under
Ray-Bans
The Bourne Trilogy
SNL Digital Shorts
Michael Phelps
Dave Chappelle
How I Met Your Mother
The Departed
Bruce Springsteen
U2
The Office
Juno
Entourage
Weeds
Reese Witherspoon
Rihanna
Ray LaMontagne
Entertainment Weekly
Malcolm Gladwell
The Revival of Alec Baldwin
Crocs
Athens & Beijing Olympics
Uggs
Chelsea Handler
Febreeze
Jodi Picoult
TOMS shoes
Britney Spears
Netflix
Gwen Stefani
Hilary Swank
Coldplay
The Lovely Bones
TiVo
Barack Obama
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Amy Poehler
Julia Roberts
Clint Eastwood
SNL Weekend Update
MGMT
Joshua Radin
Natalie Portman
Jenny Lewis
Wii

Monday, November 23, 2009

Get Busy, Woman

I haven't blogged in a long time. This isn't for lack of things to discuss, but rather because I got my unemployed a** a job! That's right, I teach the youth of America. For those of you that really know me you'll understand that our future generation is going to be a media obsessed sarcastic lot. Oops. Hey, at least they'll have good taste in music (please dismiss my Sean Paul reference in the title of this post haha)!

I'm genuinely going to try to blog more often, but I thought I'd let you know what's been keeping me busy (other than wee small children who occasionally forget how to spell their names even though they're 7).


1. I'm assuming most of you remember that my friend Amy & I started a site for the critically acclaimed show Friday Night Lights. Well, Amy and I have been so pleased with how www.fridaynightlightsfan.com has taken off, and our good friend Denise suggested we start a podcast to compliment the site. As our Twitter followers (check us out: @FNL_Fan) began to sky rocket we thought that this actually made sense. We have thus far recorded 7 episodes (find them on iTunes here: Friday Night Lights Fan Podcast). I have been overwhelmed by how welcoming people have been, and how much they enjoy hearing Amy and I blab about the best show on TV!


2. I've been reading like an effing maniac. Most recently: Chelsea Handler's My Horizontal Life which is an absolute hoot, but not for the morally astute as it describes in great detail Ms. Handler's naughty and amazingly perpetual one night stands. I also recommend David Gilmour's memoir The Film Club which lovingly describes a father-son relationship that Mr. Gilmour refers to as a "gorgeous time" in which he and his son begin a film club as a result of him being unemployed and his son recently dropping out of high school. It's a gem and a must-read. Dan Brown's latest book The Lost Symbol is so far a piece of crap. I have zero interest in Freemasonry, and wish there was more art involved in this novel. Robert Langdon has lost his edge, and so has Mr. Brown.


3. A few weekends ago I had the chance to meet some of the cast from Friday Night Lights because they were filming in Boston of all places! It was perhaps one of the luckiest and best timed things that has ever happened to me. I got to watch, extra, and take photos with Connie Britton and Aimee Teegarden. To read my entire recap and see photos click here.

4. Last night I went to a concert at Boston's lovely House of Blues. The show was opened by a brotherly duo from Australia called The Kin. They were great, but The Watson Twins were scene stealers as a sultry sisterly duo. I got to meet them afterward and we discussed how much they loved working with Jenny Lewis. Then the headliner: Mr. Joshua Radin. What a delight he is. I just want to go on a pub crawl with him in my favorite waffle shirt and then have him write a silly song about how sauced we are. He is a storyteller in every sense of the word, and shared with the entire audience what all of his songs are about prior to performing them. He is definitely going to be on my repeat offender list for concerts (other artists who I've HAD to see multiple times: Coldplay, Regina Spektor, Snow Patrol).

5. Last but not least, these kids have been hogging a lot of my time and attention. I felt the need to re-read New Moon prior to seeing the movie on Friday (and again on Sunday...don't judge)...and my Tivo is currently loaded with every promotional interview "the trio" did in the past week. I've been Team Jacob since the first time I read the books just over a year ago...I can't help it, I think it's the teacher in me. Jacob Black is the kid you'd want dating your daughter. Go ahead, nod in agreement.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

And the Triangle Becomes a Square...

Cyber high-five if you get the reference of the title of this blog. Feel free to ask, email, tweet, etc. at me to find out where it's from if you're just dying to know. The topic of this blog is triangles. No, I'm not a mathlete, I'm just a sucker for triangles. Love triangles. While I'm not particular about what shape or form they come in (two girls and a guy, three girls, three guys...you can do all the combinatorics - I'm no Charlie Epps), I do enjoy them more on television than I do in a film. This is because on a TV series it can be really drawn out, replayed, rehashed and referenced for years, as opposed to roughly 90 minutes.

Love triangles lead to the most "will they, won't they" scenarios which result in a lot of suck in your breath TV moments. And then there's the teams and the rivalry. Oh, I love rivalries (this kid's a Red Sox fan)...it makes everything so interesting, and fantastic. So obviously "teams" are created when a love triangle forms. Other than the Red Sox and every other Boston sports team the first romantic "team" I joined was that of the PJ'ers...that's right, middle school me was avid about Pacey and Joey (of Dawson's Creek fame) becoming an item. And since then I have formed TV opinions about all triangles and couples on every TV show I immerse myself in. It's just so fun. Below I'm listing my favorite triangles, please respond with your favorites or anyone I forgot, and remember, as always, these are in random order.

1. Jack-Kate-Sawyer from LOST. I have to say I'm going with Jack & Kate on this one. They have a connection from the very first episode. This is a superb triangle because one is a polished doctor, the other a con-man, and they're all trapped on a crazy island. Phenomenal.













2. Lauren-Vaughn-Sydney from Alias. JJ Abrams obviously loves him some love triangles because he has three shows that make this list...or maybe I'm just a JJ Abrams whore, who knows. Anyway...this is a spectacular love triangle because Lauren is an undercover spy with no loyalties to America, and Sydney comes back after 2 years of having amnesia/being a hitman to see her boyfriend married. Let the games begin.

3. Aidan-Carrie-Big from Sex and the City. I can't talk a lot about this one because I'm still not happy with how it turned out. That is all.

4. Meredith-Derek-Addison from Grey's Anatomy. This was a very original love triangle from Ms. Shonda Rhimes because we didn't know McDreamy was cheating on his wife because we didn't know he had one! They pulled out all the stops on this one, and we couldn't help but like Derek for trying to make it work even though we all wanted him to be with Mer. Great TV, great. Wish it was that good now.

5. Kelly-Dylan-Brenda from 90210. This is perhaps the only love triangle that I could go either way on. I saw the advantages of both, and didn't think that Dylan "belonged" with one or the other. Not sure whether that makes it a good love triangle or not...I don't really think you're supposed to feel neutral about them.



6. Jess-Rory-Dean from Gilmore Girls. Typical good boy vs. bad boy situation. What's a girl to do? Pick the bad boy. Obviously.

7. Peyton-Lucas-Brooke from One Tree Hill. This triangle consumed a large part of the show. I'm team Peyton. The end.










8. Pacey-Joey-Dawson from Dawson's Creek. See above. Nuff said.

9. Jim-Pam-Roy from The Office. Love in the work place. Yes and yes. They are the most down to earth couple on TV in a LONG time. Jim's admission that he's in love with Pam is the most earnest thing that has graced a sitcom, perhaps ever.










10. Noel-Felicity-Ben from Felicity. Third JJ Abrams show on here! This was the first show that I thought portrayed college well, and how it is living in a confined place...and having two boys that are the object of your affection. Sigh. If only this was real life.